areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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