u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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