I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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