New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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