he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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