I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There's always time for handjobs
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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