he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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