my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am spending my child support on dildos
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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