ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Mom said you looked used
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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