how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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