I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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