I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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