he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Of course I have a pirate flag
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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