Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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