I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize
