I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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