thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i dont even know how to be here
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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