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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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