I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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