well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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