I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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