the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
God, I missed his penis.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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