that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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