Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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