does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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