love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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