whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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