Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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