mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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