garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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