why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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