windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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