we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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