I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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