Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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