She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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