Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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