It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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