im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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