My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Your cock deserves a montage
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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