There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
