oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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