i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I need a burrito and a hug.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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