we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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