The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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