Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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