I wannas sexs uuuuu
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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