are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he laminated a picture of his dick.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
please don't ironically join a cult
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