Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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