they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
