Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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