I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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