Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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