She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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