im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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